Story Undermining a Belief of Mine

From a history textbook in dimension Kaff-22, year 2094

"I am your king speaking. I must be clear in that the only way to be morally just member of this society is to carry around pineapples no matter wear you go. One must be on your right shoulder, one on your left foot, and one on your head for a total of three. The reason for this should be obvious: it is simply just so natural and essential to a good Samaritan's life. To not wear pineapples on ones body is an insult to our great society. If you are willing to do good for this great country, you need to spend at least 12 hours a week ruling out heretics who choose not to wear their respective pineapples. In addition, if anyone dares to wear any fruit on oneself besides pineapples, execution is immediate. All accused will be tortured until confession."

Soon after king Cooch IX made this famous speech, he was assassinated by Homelin, Queen of Chakra, who imposed a new mandatory tradition of tying cherries into hair.